Keeping things simple, honest, and blissfully drama‑free
This website doesn’t spy on you, track your every move, or secretly sell your browsing habits to a bloke in a trench coat. I collect only the bare minimum needed to keep the site running smoothly, things like anonymous visitor stats, basic technical info, and the occasional cookie that stops the site falling over. Nothing personal, nothing creepy.
If you choose to contact me, your email address and message are used solely for replying like a civilised human. I don’t share your details, trade them, or feed them to any AI training datasets. They stay between you and me.
You’re free to block cookies, use privacy tools, or browse in whatever cloak‑and‑dagger mode you prefer. The site will still work, and I won’t take it personally.
In short: Your data is yours. I respect that. And I keep things as private as a locked biscuit tin.
Add comment