My name is Alan Morris, though most people don’t actually call me Alan. Over the years, I’ve picked up a few nicknames, and I can usually tell where someone's from by which one they use. If you knew me in England, you’d almost certainly call me Gooner. If you met me after I moved to Spain, you’d probably know me as Sharky.
Location: My bed, Los Alcázares, Murcia, Spain.
Summary: I’ve realised I always wake up about ten minutes before my alarm, no matter what time I set it for. It turns out my internal clock has a mind of its own, and it’s surprisingly accurate.